To Flames Powerplay Units of All Time if Glen Gulutzan was Picking Them

To Flames Powerplay Units of All Time if Glen Gulutzan was Picking Them

The Flames seem to enjoy killing penalties these days. That makes it even more important for the rare times when they get a PP, to cash in on the man advantage. But it’s been frustrating at times watching the PP unfold with the likes of Brouwer taking first team reps. We thought we’d throw together a quick, ‘Great Flames’ Powerplay Units of All Time’ as if Glen Gulutzan himself was picking them.

Without delay,

UNIT 1:
– Ric Nattress at LD
– Alex Tanguay at RD (duh?)
– Jankowski, somewhere around the hash marks, doesn’t matter which side
– Hakan Loob behind the net
– Rico Fata, maybe sorta in the slot, but not really.

UNIT 2:
– Jarome Iginla serving malts to sections 211 and 212, BUT NOT SECTION 213, THOSE ASSHOLES KNOW WHAT THEY DID
– Rhett Warrener, drunk, maybe at the point, but who the fuck knows where
– Theoren Fleury at RW
– Al MacInnis in front of the net, screening
– Paul Ranheim, maybe sorta carrying the puck, but goes offside 91% of the time.
– Troy Brouwer

That is all.

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